Truth is truth, irrespective of the venue used in its presentation. Be it illustrative, instructive, comedic or humorous, the truth still sets us free.
In light of the pre-season hype, the following presentation seems quite apropos. Though humorous, I am sure that you will, as I did, glean some constructive truths.
Be blessed as you observe (metaphorically) Church Football.
SUBJECT: Church Football
Quarterback Sneak – Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.
Draw Play – What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
Half-Time – The period between Sunday School and Worship when many choose to leave.
Benchwarmer – Those who do not sing, pray, work or apparently do anything but sit.
Backfield-in-Motion – Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service.
Staying in the Pocket – What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord’s work.
Two-Minute Warning – The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.
Instant Replay – The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week’s illustrations.
Sudden Death – What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes “overtime.”
Trap – You are called on to pray and are asleep.
End Run – Getting out of church quickly without speaking to any guest or fellow members.
Flex Defense – The ability allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.
Halfback Option – The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service or Bible Study.
Blitz – The rush for the restaurants following the benediction.
Pastor J. Amos Jones
